*posts a selfie*
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
the fuck kind of romeo and juliet is this
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.
one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond