regrets are for squares.
Live it up.

vanehwasreal:

me and my friends asked to act casual for a picture

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marinashutup:

my brother blocked me on twitter and i’m really upset because his tweets are pure gold

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

kev-n:

corsmos:

Crushes, a guide:

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Basically

humorking:

Looking at my grades had me like 

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forcefields:

forcefields:

which part of california has the most cute boys?

the bae area

kanyewesticle:

he saw the opportunity and he took it

britneyspeares:

taylor swift could make a screamo album all in spanish and she’d still be categorized as a country artist

Anonymous: how do you determine if someone is too old to date? 

awkwardvagina:

I have a handy chart I like to use for this exact dilemma